I Hate Puns

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"Hi there! You've reached the number of Dallas Wells. I'm not able to answer the chatter right now, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP! Or sooner, even! Oh, and if you're that dumb boy from down the street, leave me alone!

Okay? Bye!"

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